Is there really such a thing as a 'decent, normal' man?
I would like to know how many 'frogs' (read: slimy/ugly/silly men) a woman has to date / kiss before finding a decent man?
I am starting to think that even the decent ones end up faulty at some stage – almost like they always had some 'inner frog' qualities that they managed to hide really well until one day they just 'leapt' out into the open. Perhaps a case of frog dressed as man?
I have a friend who dated a guy who was all wine, roses and rainbows ... until he got what he wanted (a couple of times) and then as if by magic he, Mr. Wonderful, was turned into the proverbial frog man (not taking her calls, making excuses not to see her, etc.). She did some investigating and turns out he was a bed hopper of note. He used the same technique over and over again – swept women off their feet, into his bed and then dropped them like a hot plate.
Traits of frog men:
- Croak sweet nothings into your ear (emphasis on nothing because it's all lies and empty promises)
- Bed hopping
- Can't keep his hands off the fly – of your pants!
- Just like the animal version, frog men tend to hunt at night (usually where there is water, i.e. a bar with lots of beer)
- If you ever come into contact with one of these things – I suggest you pull a leap frog move and get out of there fast!
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